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The Alex
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Studio One
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G Live Bellerby Studio
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Churchill Studio
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Ropetackle Arts Centre
Thu 03 Jul 2025
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Bordon
Phoenix Arts

After a completely sold out and critically acclaimed run at the Edinburgh Festival, Andy is back with his brand new tour, Bafflingly Optimistic.

'For those who worry that we are going to hell in a handcart, Parsons will at least make you enjoy the ride' - The i

As seen on Netflix, Amazon Prime, BBC iPlayer, Live at the Apollo, and Mock the Week.

'Hysterical' The Mirror

'Very funny' - The Times

'Punchline king' - The Guardian

'Laugh-out-loud funny' - The Sunday Telegraph

***** The List

***** The Scotsman

***** The Herald

'Surprisingly ripped' - Rob Beckett

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People not fans of wind turbines but do like windmills - so why not add a little door and window to wind turbines and solve housing crisis at same time  #standup #comedy #British

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My latest Standup Special launches on NextUp Comedy today…  #standup #comedy #british

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Starmer is going to abolish NHS England - that’s one way to reduce NHS England waiting lists…  #standup #comedy #british

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George Clooney rumoured to have had plastic surgery - obviously worried all that Nespresso has given him a face like a lizard’s ballsack  #STANDUP #comedy #British

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One lifestyle tip to transform your day… With Love, Andy  #standup #comedy #british

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HEADLINE: 50% obese/overweight by 2050 - other half predicted to have been eaten  #standup #British #comedy

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Somebody at Avanti West Coast needs to tell somebody else at Avanti West Coast that this train was CANCELLED. How likely am I after my most recent journey to recommend Avanti West Coast to friends, family and colleagues? Well, not to friends or family but there are a few colleagues I might recommend it to. ... See MoreSee Less

8 months ago

So Elon Musk is now frothing about British policing. Perhaps he'd prefer them to follow X's example and sack 80% of the workforce and then do very little policing at all. ... See MoreSee Less

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Overhead photo shows that Kishane Thompson can console himself that he may only have a silver medal chest but he does have a gold medal foot. Will no doubt go for a thicker vest next time - or perhaps pierced nipples.... ... See MoreSee Less

8 months ago

Happy retirement Andy Murray - the only MTW audience member to ever get a standing ovation. ... See MoreSee Less

8 months ago

So interest rates have gone down from 5.25% to 5% but inflation is only 2% but that is the CPI not the core CPI which is 3.5% or the RPI which is 2.9% or the CPIH which is 2.8% which is what the RPI will become in 2030 which will be bad news for DBPS but it's VFHOT and JFGI but bottom line is VLFD to RENT. ... See MoreSee Less

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9 months ago

If Government Minister Alister Jack loses his seat over the betting sandal, he'll be able to find work at Star Wars Conventions as a Sith Lord and the Supreme Leader of the Dark Side. ... See MoreSee Less

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Winner Silver Dolphin Cannes Media Awards 2019 / Winner Best Film EVCOM Awards 2019 / Time Out Award Winner / New Zealand International Comedy Award Winner / Montreal Just For Laughs Comedy Festival Award Winner

Andy is a multi-award winning comedian who started his career writing for Weekending and Smith and Jones, and went on to become one of the main writers on the ground-breaking Spitting Image satirical puppet show. As well as being a regular on Mock The Week for ten years, Andy has performed on numerous radio and TV shows including Live at the Apollo, QI, Saturday Live, The Stand Up Show, The Comedy Store, The PMQ Show, Scrooby Trevithick, and Parsons and Naylor’s Pull-Out Sections.

To date he has done seven sell-out national tours and released four DVDs – Britain’s Got Idiots, Gruntled, Slacktivist and Live And Unleashed – But Naturally Cautious, as well as releasing a podcast Slacktivist Action Group, recorded monthly at the Soho Theatre. He has also appeared on Question Time, The Daily Politics, This Week and Newsnight, and writes columns for The Independent.